Linford "Thunderball" Fortnum was a golden-coloured mongrel, most like a labrador but he also had something else in him. He liked to walk, lie in his basket, run after sticks, pant, and rub up on the legs of visitors.



I'll never forget the time he ate all the chocolates off the Christmas tree and proceeded to vomit and defecate all over the living room and up the settee. This ruined Christmas 1994 but we laughed about it in within three months.



I know that Linford would have liked to have been remembered on the internet and he probably would have liked it most if I would have been prepared to pay $11.00 to keep this memorial up here forever (or at least until this website is disbanded) but I'm not.



We miss you Linford!



Linford looked a bit like the dog in the attached picture, however, this is a picture I found on the internet. 



The most important thing to add about Linford is, although he was only a dog (and therefore never had even the most basic grasp of rules, laws or human morals) he would have supported the campaign to introduce Section 70a of the Sexual Offences Act 2003, to criminalise the foul act of necro-bestiality. To my knowledge he never supported carnal relations between man and beast in his lifetime and I am sure he would hate to have his rotting corpse interfered with 6 years after his death. Linford says (or would have said) "say 'yes' to Section 70a"