Kimchi was the cuttest Kumchung ever. It was extremely live. always. i remember when we used to cut apples for it, and it would like run an become an ^^ UP KUMCHI. it was a bad kumchung. and it would stick its nose up until we gave it the apple. sometimes the whole body would stick up. that was also an extremely BAD kumchung. also, it would use to squeak a lot. usually for food. the first time it squeaked, it sounded like noshgoshs had farted. but it was the kumchung. what a bad kumchung. as kumchung got older and (fatter) we had to move it out of its metal wire cage and move it to a big wooden shack. that shack collected with feces and old worn out furs that covered it. also pee that covered the entire floor. it began to smell bad. that was an extremely dirty kumchung. when it came winter, once we let the kumchung out into the snow. that was a POOR kumchung. it peed. what a disgraceful kumchung. but also very cut. ^^ when it was spingtime, we let the kumchung outside while it played with wild rats and some fat cats. (jk) it went into the garden that first spring, and it was a BAD kumchung. but a smart kumchung. and a cut kumchung. all cut kumchungs are bad. in the summer, we had to leave the kumchi for a few weeks D: but then we saw it again after. what a cutta kumchung. then it came the kumchung's first fall. it was very cut. and then it was the new year. kimchi's first birthday. we baked it a brownie while it crawled on the floor. a bad kimchung. 

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kimchi had very good times the rest of that year.

then it came august, when we took it to Cape May. there, it was a good kumchi, which is also a BAD Kimchi. it was very well behaved, a dizzy car kumchung, it was still a healthy kimchi. and then, a few weeks later, it became an unhealthy kimchi. she started shedding a lot and scratching. then came the new stage. the upside down kumchung, the crazy kumchung, the bald kumching. it was a poor kumchung, which is also bad. kimchi continued to live like that for a few more months, even a trip to the stupid vet didn't help the poor kimchi. later, kimchi's health failed and she passed away on November 27th 2007, not even two years old yet. We buried her in her favorite grass spot, next to the garden that she used to enjoy hiding it on November 28th 2007. -->the Kimchi will always be remembered as the cut guinea pig in our house. that made everyone happy by being a bad kumching, a funny kumching.

♥Kimchi Wang ): she had a disturbing name